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The UK #2s of the 2000s Rate: Part The First!! #15: No, seriously. I got you, babe.

Discussion in 'Charts, rates etc' started by WowWowWowWow, Apr 30, 2018.

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How should we proceed with Part 2 of the rate?

Poll closed Jun 27, 2018.
  1. Finish Part 1 completely and then start Part 2

    12 vote(s)
    38.7%
  2. Open voting for Part 2 when results for Part 1 commence

    19 vote(s)
    61.3%
  3. Something else

    0 vote(s)
    0.0%
  1. “Everybody knows… Almost doesn't count.” Well, you’re welcome to feel that way, Brandy, but the rest of us are here to celebrate the songs that ALMOST made it to the top of the charts in the 2000s.

    As you listen to the songs that reached #2 in the first decade of the third millennium, you’ll learn (or remember) that the UK charts and popular culture by extension reflected a wide range of genres and trends—everything from garage and trance to pop and dance, along with a few guys with guitars (and some Transylvanian twins). Certainly you’d probably get the same history lesson by looking at the list of #1 songs, but here on Popjustice, I think it’s in our collective DNA to fight for the underdogs, right? And let’s just get this out of the way from the jump—if you’re looking for a musically knowledgeable, erudite, sonic-terminology-knowing host like @Ironheade, you’re in for a world of hurt in this rate, folks.

    Without any further ado, it is my honor and honour to welcome you to the (never imitated, never duplicated) UK #2’s OF THE 2000’s RATE!! *fanfare* PART ONE! *smaller fanfare*

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    The list of #2 songs that we are using for this rate was compiled by Neil Derek Fletcher, the only child of Derek & Elaine Fletcher. And I’m pretty sure Elaine Fletcher’s son would never lie to us! In any event, if we find any leftover or missing #2’s, we can add them in later. (Please note: Your host will never make any “number two” puns during the rate. No matter how tempting it may be.)

    Since there were so many frigging songs that peaked at #2 in the "aughts," we’ll split the rate into two parts of roughly equivalent size. Unfortunately, those did not also split into two equivalent time spans, so Part 1 of the rate covers 2000-2003 and Part 2 will include 2004-2009.

    You know the standard rules, but read on for a special twist:

    1) Don’t pick up the ph Please listen to and score all songs on a scale from 0-10.
    2) You each have the ability to give one 11. If you want to use it, please do. If you don’t want to use it, who hurt you?
    3) Decimals? Really? Ugh, but I hate math. Fine, you can have .25s, .50s, and .75s. No decimals between 10 and 11. Nice try.
    4) Double A-sides will be ranked individually. Whatever.
    5) If one of the videos is of the wrong song, or the links are wrong, help a host out! I tried to find official music videos where possible, or at the very least mimed performances or studio versions if not.
    6) HERE IS THE TWIST!! When you send your scores, please send your guess for the song that you think will end up at #2 in this rate. Oh, the indignity of just missing out on the #1 spot on the UK Singles Chart AND missing out on #1 in our rate! But, the person/persons closest to the correct answer will……………BE GIVEN A SECOND ELEVEN TO USE IN PART TWO OF THE RATE!!!!! (Am I allowed to do this? I take it back if I can’t. I’m also OK with scuttling it if everyone hates the concept.)
    7) Commentary and/or shade appreciated!!

    YOUR VOTES FOR PART ONE ARE DUE BY TUESDAY NIGHT, JUNE 19TH, 11:59PM EAST COAST USA TIME. I WILL POST UPDATES AS WE GET CLOSER. SORRY FOR ABUSING CAPS LOCK.

    SPOTIFY PLAYLIST

    YOUTUBE PLAYLIST


    2000
    S Club 7 – Two in a Million
    S Club 7 – You’re My Number One
    Donell Jones – U Know What’s Up
    Sash! – Adelante
    Artful Dodger & Romina Johnson – Movin Too Fast
    Blink 182 – All the Small Things
    Moloko – The Time is Now
    Sweet Female Attitude – Flowers
    S Club 7 – Reach
    Samantha Mumba – Gotta Tell You (Pitch-shifted)
    Bomfunk MC’s – Freestyler
    True Steppers, Dane Bowers & Victoria Beckham – Out of Your Mind
    Sonique – Sky
    Kylie Minogue – On a Night Like This
    Zombie Nation – Kernkraft 400
    Robbie Williams & Kylie Minogue – Kids
    Baha Men – Who Let the Dogs Out
    Martine McCutcheon – I’m Over You
    Daft Punk – One More Time
    Westlife – What Makes a Man

    2001
    Steps – The Way You Make Me Feel
    Usher – Pop Ya Collar
    U2 – Stuck in a Moment You Can’t Get Out Of
    Wheatus – Teenage Dirtbag
    Outkast – Ms. Jackson
    Ronan Keating – Lovin’ Each Day
    Mis-Teeq – All I Want
    D12 – Purple Hills or Purple Pills
    Destiny’s Child – Bootylicious
    Sophie Ellis-Bextor – Take Me Home
    Supermen Lovers & Mani Hoffman – Starlight
    Steps – Chain Reaction
    Steps – One for Sorrow
    Michael Jackson – You Rock My World
    iio – Rapture
    Sophie Ellis-Bextor – Murder on the Dancefloor
    Gordon Haskell – How Wonderful You Are

    2002
    Puretone – Addicted to Bass
    Pink – Get the Party Started // alternative link
    A1 – Caught in the Middle
    No Doubt – Hey Baby
    S Club 7 – You
    Shakira – Whenever Wherever
    Ali G and Shaggy – Me Julie
    Britney Spears – I’m Not a Girl Not Yet a Woman
    X-Press 2 featuring David Byrne – Lazy
    NSYNC – Girlfriend
    S Club Juniors – One Step Closer
    Kylie Minogue – Love at First Sight
    Oasis – Stop Crying Your Heart Out
    Scooter – The Logical Song
    Red Hot Chili Peppers – By The Way
    S Club Juniors – Automatic High
    Coldplay – In My Place
    Appleton – Fantasy
    Liberty X – Got to Have Your Love
    Oasis – Little By Little
    Oasis – She Is Love
    Holly Valance – Down Boy
    S Club Juniors – New Direction
    Justin Timberlake – Like I Love You
    Will Young – Don’t Let Me Down
    Will Young – You and I
    Atomic Kitten – Last Goodbye
    Atomic Kitten – Be With You
    Cheeky Girls – Cheeky Song (Touch My Bum)
    One True Voice – Sacred Trust
    One True Voice – After You’re Gone

    2003
    Electric Six – Danger High Voltage
    Busted – Year 3000
    Jay-Z featuring Beyoncé – 03 Bonnie & Clyde
    Kelly Rowland – Stole
    Justin Timberlake – Cry Me a River
    Sinead Quinn – I Can’t Break Down
    DJ Sammy – The Boys of Summer
    Dannii Minogue – I Begin to Wonder
    Jennifer Lopez featuring LL Cool J – All I Have
    Mis-Teeq – Scandalous
    Kym Marsh – Cry
    Madonna – American Life
    Lisa Maffia – All Over
    Craig David and Sting – Rise and Fall
    Big Brovaz – Favourite Things
    Girls Aloud – No Good Advice
    Justin Timberlake – Rock Your Body
    S Club – Say Goodbye
    S Club – Love Ain’t Gonna Wait for You
    Fast Food Rockers – Fast Food Song
    Madonna – Hollywood
    Benny Benassi presents The Biz – Satisfaction
    Lumidee – Never Leave You (Uh Oooh Uh Oooh)
    Ultrabeat – Pretty Green Eyes
    Lemar – Dance (With U)
    Dido – White Flag
    Rachel Stevens – Sweet Dreams My LA Ex
    Darkness – I Believe in a Thing Called Love
    Beyoncé featuring Sean Paul – Baby Boy
    Kevin Lyttle – Turn Me On
    Blue – Guilty
    Blazin’ Squad – Flip Reverse
    Britney Spears featuring Madonna – Me Against the Music
    Girls Aloud – Jump (For My Love)
    Shane Richie – I’m Your Man
    Black Eyed Peas – Shut Up
    Darkness – Christmas Time (Don’t Let the Bells End)

    2000
    S Club 7 - Two in a Million
    S Club 7 - You’re My Number One
    Donell Jones - U Know What’s Up
    Sash! - Adelante
    Artful Dodger & Romina Johnson - Movin Too Fast
    Blink 182 - All the Small Things
    Moloko - The Time is Now
    Sweet Female Attitude - Flowers
    S Club 7 - Reach
    Samantha Mumba - Gotta Tell You
    Bomfunk MC’s - Freestyler
    True Steppers, Dane Bowers & Victoria Beckham - Out of Your Mind
    Sonique - Sky
    Kylie Minogue - On a Night Like This
    Zombie Nation - Kernkraft 400
    Robbie Williams & Kylie Minogue - Kids
    Baha Men - Who Let the Dogs Out
    Martine McCutcheon - I’m Over You
    Daft Punk - One More Time
    Westlife - What Makes a Man

    2001
    Steps - The Way You Make Me Feel
    Usher - Pop Ya Collar
    U2 - Stuck in a Moment You Can’t Get Out Of
    Wheatus - Teenage Dirtbag
    Outkast - Ms. Jackson
    Ronan Keating - Lovin’ Each Day
    Mis-Teeq - All I Want
    D12 - Purple Hills or Purple Pills
    Destiny’s Child - Bootylicious
    Sophie Ellis-Bextor - Take Me Home
    Supermen Lovers & Mani Hoffman - Starlight
    Steps - Chain Reaction
    Steps - One for Sorrow
    Michael Jackson - You Rock My World
    iio - Rapture
    Sophie Ellis-Bextor - Murder on the Dancefloor
    Gordon Haskell - How Wonderful You Are

    2002
    Puretone - Addicted to Bass
    Pink - Get the Party Started
    A1 - Caught in the Middle
    No Doubt - Hey Baby
    S Club 7 - You
    Shakira - Whenever Wherever
    Ali G and Shaggy - Me Julie
    Britney Spears - I’m Not a Girl Not Yet a Woman
    X-Press 2 featuring David Byrne - Lazy
    NSYNC - Girlfriend
    S Club Juniors - One Step Closer
    Kylie Minogue - Love at First Sight
    Oasis - Stop Crying Your Heart Out
    Scooter - The Logical Song
    Red Hot Chili Peppers - By The Way
    S Club Juniors - Automatic High
    Coldplay - In My Place
    Appleton - Fantasy
    Liberty X - Got to Have Your Love
    Oasis - Little By Little
    Oasis - She Is Love
    Holly Valance - Down Boy
    S Club Juniors - New Direction
    Justin Timberlake - Like I Love You
    Will Young - Don’t Let Me Down
    Will Young - You and I
    Atomic Kitten - Last Goodbye
    Atomic Kitten - Be With You
    Cheeky Girls - Cheeky Song (Touch My Bum)
    One True Voice - Sacred Trust
    One True Voice - After You’re Gone

    2003
    Electric Six - Danger High Voltage
    Busted - Year 3000
    Jay-Z featuring Beyoncé - 03 Bonnie & Clyde
    Kelly Rowland - Stole
    Justin Timberlake - Cry Me a River
    Sinead Quinn - I Can’t Break Down
    DJ Sammy - The Boys of Summer
    Dannii Minogue - I Begin to Wonder
    Jennifer Lopez featuring LL Cool J - All I Have
    Mis-Teeq - Scandalous
    Kym Marsh - Cry
    Madonna - American Life
    Lisa Maffia - All Over
    Craig David and Sting - Rise and Fall
    Big Brovaz - Favourite Things
    Girls Aloud - No Good Advice
    Justin Timberlake - Rock Your Body
    S Club - Say Goodbye
    S Club - Love Ain’t Gonna Wait for You
    Fast Food Rockers - Fast Food Song
    Madonna - Hollywood
    Benny Benassi presents The Biz - Satisfaction
    Lumidee - Never Leave You (Uh Oooh Uh Oooh)
    Ultrabeat - Pretty Green Eyes
    Lemar - Dance (With U)
    Dido - White Flag
    Rachel Stevens - Sweet Dreams My LA Ex
    Darkness - I Believe in a Thing Called Love
    Beyoncé featuring Sean Paul - Baby Boy
    Kevin Lyttle - Turn Me On
    Blue - Guilty
    Blazin’ Squad - Flip Reverse
    Britney Spears featuring Madonna - Me Against the Music
    Girls Aloud - Jump (For My Love)
    Shane Richie - I’m Your Man
    Black Eyed Peas - Shut Up
    Darkness - Christmas Time (Don’t Let the Bells End)

    HAPPY VOTING!!!


    PS: As an aside, how would people feel about potentially having the voting period for the 2nd part of the rate during the reveals of the 1st part? I have the lists ready to go. On the one hand, I know rating 2 in a row might be a lot, but it also means that the whole thing wraps up quicker and another rate can start earlier? What do you think?
     
    Last edited: Jun 27, 2018
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  2. Participants

    2014
    Aester
    berserkboi
    Blond
    CasuallyCrazed
    Conan
    dancingwithmyself
    DJHazey
    Empty Shoebox
    əʊæ
    Hudweiser
    Hurricane Drunk
    iheartpoptarts
    Ironheade
    Island
    japanbonustrack
    kermit_the_frog
    KingBruno
    londonrain
    Mike
    P Grandson
    phily693
    PushyBakerFriend
    Rei Ayanami
    Remorque
    Riiiiiiiii
    Robert
    Robsolete
    Rogue
    Sally_Harper
    soratami
    Sprockrooster
    SuperNerd
    Untouchable Ace
    WowWowWowWow

    Second Place Twist — Your Predictions

    Girls Aloud — “No Good Advice”
    Blond
    CasuallyCrazed
    iheartpoptarts
    KingBruno
    Rogue
    Sally_Harper

    Kylie Minogue — “Love At First Sight”
    Remorque
    Robsolete
    Sprockrooster
    SuperNerd

    Kylie Minogue “On A Night Like This”
    londonrain
    Riiiiiiiii

    Mis-Teeq “Scandalous”
    2014
    DJHazey
    phily693

    Rachel Stevens “Sweet Dreams My LA Ex”
    Aester
    Hudweiser
    PushyBakerFriend
    Robert

    Samantha Mumba “Gotta Tell You”
    Empty Shoebox
    Hurricane Drunk
    Untouchable Ace

    Shakira “Whenever, Wherever”
    əʊæ
    P Grandson

    Sophie Ellis-Bextor — “Murder On The Dancefloor”
    berserkboi
    dancingwithmyself
    Ironheade
    Island
    japanbonustrack
    kermit_the_frog
    soratami

    Steps “It’s The Way You Make Me Feel”
    Conan​
     
    Last edited: Jul 7, 2018
    əʊæ, soratami, Riiiiiiiii and 2 others like this.
  3. Your Rate Results

    2000

    #44. S Club 7 - Two In A Million 6.976
    #60. S Club 7 - You’re My Number One 6.453
    #59. Donell Jones - U Know What’s Up 6.520
    #88. Sash! - Adelante 5.114
    #32. Artful Dodger feat. Romina Johnson - Movin’ Too Fast 7.191
    #46. Blink 182 - All The Small Things 6.946
    #29. Moloko - The Time Is Now 7.386 *11*
    #30. Sweet Female Attitude - Flowers 7.327 *11*
    #27. S Club 7 - Reach 7.486
    Samantha Mumba - Gotta Tell You
    #63. Bomfunk MC’s - Freestyler 6.357
    #34. True Steppers feat. Dane Bowers & Victoria Beckham - Out Of Your Mind 7.137
    #37. Sonique - Sky 7.057
    Kylie Minogue - On A Night Like This
    #86. Zombie Nation - Kernkraft 400 5.200
    #42. Robbie Williams & Kylie Minogue - Kids 6.983
    #102. Baha Men - Who Let The Dogs Out 2.937
    #61. Martine McCutcheon - I’m Over You 6.406
    #18. Daft Punk - One More Time 7.771
    #101. Westlife - What Makes A Man 3.324

    2001
    Steps - It's The Way You Make Me Feel
    #69. Usher - Pop Ya Collar 6.173
    #93. U2 - Stuck In A Moment You Can’t Get Out Of 4.804
    #54. Wheatus - Teenage Dirtbag 6.729
    Outkast - Ms. Jackson
    #87. Ronan Keating - Lovin’ Each Day 5.151
    #21. Mis-Teeq - All I Want 7.604
    #100. D12 - Purple Hills or Purple Pills 3.487
    Destiny’s Child - Bootylicious
    Sophie Ellis-Bextor - Take Me Home
    #41. Supermen Lovers feat. Mani Hoffman - Starlight 7.006
    #43. Steps - Chain Reaction 6.980
    #31. Steps - One For Sorrow 7.301
    #24. Michael Jackson - You Rock My World 7.537
    iio - Rapture
    Sophie Ellis-Bextor - Murder On The Dancefloor
    #98. Gordon Haskell - How Wonderful You Are 3.767

    2002
    #64. Puretone - Addicted To Bass 6.321 *11*
    #65. Pink - Get The Party Started 6.290
    #48. A1 - Caught In The Middle 6.843
    #39. No Doubt - Hey Baby 7.029
    #45. S Club 7 - You 6.956
    Shakira - Whenever Wherever
    #105. Ali G & Shaggy - Me Julie 1.573
    #71. Britney Spears - I’m Not A Girl, Not Yet A Woman 5.891
    #83. X-Press 2 feat. David Byrne - Lazy 5.361
    #49. NSYNC - Girlfriend 6.824
    #40. S Club Juniors - One Step Closer 7.017
    Kylie Minogue - Love At First Sight
    #66. Oasis - Stop Crying Your Heart Out 6.279
    #95. Scooter - The Logical Song 4.256 *11*
    #53. Red Hot Chili Peppers - By The Way 6.746
    #76. S Club Juniors - Automatic High 5.706
    #55. Coldplay - In My Place 6.707
    #35. Appleton - Fantasy 7.123
    #47. Liberty X - Got To Have Your Love 6.899
    #82. Oasis - Little By Little 5.381
    #94. Oasis - She Is Love 4.316
    #26. Holly Valance - Down Boy 7.509
    #38. S Club Juniors - New Direction 7.030 *11*
    Justin Timberlake - Like I Love You
    #91. Will Young - Don’t Let Me Down 4.924
    #70. Will Young - You And I 6.070
    #33. Atomic Kitten - The Last Goodbye 7.141
    Atomic Kitten - Be With You
    #97. The Cheeky Girls - The Cheeky Song (Touch My Bum) 3.969
    #89. One True Voice - Sacred Trust 4.960
    #99. One True Voice - After You’re Gone 3.760

    2003
    #75. Electric Six - Danger! High Voltage! 5.757
    #68. Busted - Year 3000 6.174
    #58. Jay-Z feat. Beyoncé - ’03 Bonnie & Clyde 6.631
    #23. Kelly Rowland - Stole 7.549 *11*
    Justin Timberlake - Cry Me A River
    #62. Sinead Quinn - I Can’t Break Down 6.403
    #72. DJ Sammy - The Boys Of Summer 5.884
    Dannii Minogue - I Begin To Wonder
    #80. Jennifer Lopez feat. LL Cool J - All I Have 5.544
    Mis-Teeq - Scandalous
    #73. Kym Marsh - Cry 5.866
    #67. Madonna - American Life 6.231
    #84. Lisa Maffia - All Over 5.319
    #85. Craig David & Sting - Rise And Fall 5.201
    #78. Big Brovaz - Favourite Things 5.621
    Girls Aloud - No Good Advice
    #22. Justin Timberlake - Rock Your Body 7.576
    #81. S Club - Say Goodbye 5.477
    #56. S Club - Love Ain’t Gonna Wait For You 6.681
    #103. Fast Food Rockers - Fast Food Song 2.517
    #20. Madonna - Hollywood 7.693 *11*
    #77. Benny Benassi - Satisfaction 5.693 *11*
    #57. Lumidee - Never Leave You 6.670
    #50. Ultrabeat - Pretty Green Eyes 6.803
    #74. Lemar - Dance (With U) 5.834
    #19. Dido - White Flag 7.736
    Rachel Stevens - Sweet Dreams My LA Ex
    #79. The Darkness - I Believe In A Thing Called Love 5.620
    #28. Beyoncé feat. Sean Paul - Baby Boy 7.486
    #36. Kevin Lyttle - Turn Me On 7.079
    #92. Blue - Guilty 4.837
    #90. Blazin’ Squad - Flip Reverse 4.950
    #52. Britney Spears feat. Madonna - Me Against The Music 6.786
    #25. Girls Aloud - Jump (For My Love) 7.526
    #104. Shane Richie - I’m Your Man 2.251
    #51. The Black Eyed Peas - Shut Up 6.797
    #96. The Darkness - Christmas Time (Don’t Let The Bells End) 3.989
     
    Last edited: Jul 15, 2018 at 8:55 PM
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  4. Reserved for more things I HAVE A LOT OF THINGS, OK? I DON'T WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT
     
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  5. White Flag only got to #2?? Well, let's add this to my list of potential 11s!

    Jesus Christ - look at all these potential 11s!!!


    Moloko - The Time is Now
    Sonique - Sky
    Daft Punk - One More Time
    iio - Rapture
    Sophie Ellis-Bextor - Murder on the Dancefloor
    Puretone - Addicted to Bass
    A1 - Caught in the Middle
    No Doubt - Hey Baby
    Kylie Minogue - Love at First Sight
    Coldplay - In My Place
    Dannii Minogue - I Begin to Wonder
    Mis-Teeq - Scandalous
    Big Brovaz - Favourite Things
    Girls Aloud - No Good Advice
    Madonna - Hollywood
    Dido - White Flag

    (out of the ones I recognise on name alone!)
     
    Last edited: Apr 30, 2018
  6. K94

    K94

    Convulsing at the amount of 10s - I can't wait especially with our good sis hosting!
     
    soratami, londonrain, 2014 and 2 others like this.
  7. Some zeroes for everyone to consider.
     
  8. LOL - I accidentally left Westlife on mine as a potential 11! As if! Will be lucky to get a 5!

    I cannot believe the meeting of greatness that is Madonna/Britney gave us..... this!
     
  9. Hello I’m here to give Down Boy my 11.
     
    Island, dylanaber, soratami and 6 others like this.
  10. @Island is your soul mate, I am sure!
     
  11. I try to reserve zeroes for the most deserving of cases, and even I can pick three from that list.
     
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  12. Are all the Elvis songs in the second half then?
     
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  13. Good to see Black Eyed Peas telling this guy to shut up.
    Is it as terrible as it looks?
     
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  14. For some reason they were left off the fletcher lists. But yes it was 2005 that the Elvis songs appeared. We can have a group vote whether to include vintage songs in Part 2. Jeff Buckley and Michael Jackson also posthumously show up in the charts.
     
  15. I don't know why I'm asking. All the Elvis songs will get the same comment (and probably the same score) from me.
     
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  16. 2014

    2014 Moderator

    I think I can do these all pretty much from memory. Deciding on an 11 is going to be torture though.
     
  17. I swear, if all of you do Samantha Mumba dirty in this rate, you’ll have @Robsolete AND me to deal with.
     
    Island, soratami, Robsolete and 6 others like this.
  18. This list is making me emotional. It's gonna be so much fun rating The Soundtrack of My Teen Room Performances.

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  19. Don't wanna tell you this now, but
    It's getting a nine
     
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  20. I wish we could have rated Body 2 Body, Always Come Back To You Love, I'm Right Here as they are total 10s while Gotta Tell You is a 9.75 among this lot...
     
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