(Yep, you've read my poker face - I didn't make this. Thanks to my love @wackseed .)
2000-2004 rate (WON BY CRAZY IN LOVE)
I gotta feeling… (woo hoo)… that this rate's gonna be a good rate, that this rate's gonna be a good rate...
Yep, it's me, the discount @Laura Vanderbooben himself, bringing sexy back for the second half of our rate of EVERY US #1 OF THE 2000's after I proved I can run it (run it), because the first half was such a success, and you know what they say, what goes around… comes around. And in this round, we're going to check up on the back half, 2005-2009. Man, those years spun my head right round. We heard Jerusalem bells a-ringin', that that didn't kill us could only made us stronger, they tried to catch me ridin' dirty, and while I kissed a girl and I liked it, womanizer that I am, I decided, quite firmly, that I didn't like your girlfriend. (Hey, I had good reason. Now, I ain't sayin' she a gold digger…)
If you break these rules, I'll have a bad day, so listen up closely. All of these songs are irreplaceable, so RATE EVERY SONG, and send them in in THE ALPHABETICAL ORDER BELOW, otherwise it'll make me so sick. Rate these songs on a scale from "don't matter" to "I'm living my life!!!!!!" (0 to 10). Don't be thinking you can have whatever you like when it comes when it comes to decimals - half-points are allowed, but no others. You also have at your disposal a single 11 each, so hand that out to the song which ensures that your hips don't lie. And as for the commentary, go crazy with it, as long as you say it right. (Although, given how messy some of you were last round, it really makes me wonder…) And if you voted in the last half, come back baby please, cause we belong together. I'll do a tagging round before too long, since you're beautiful.
But I know you're saying "so what?" by now, so what are all you single ladies and hollaback girls waiting for? Prepare to shake your money maker and/or laffy taffy - just dance, it'll be OK! And from now, you can send in your thoughts on the songs, whether your scores for them get low low low low low low low low or your life would suck without them - whatever it is, give it to me! And after the voting period takes a bow on June 22nd, you can stand under my umbrella when the results begin.
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