An ode to the female orgasm* was never going to cut it with you lot, so I'm not shocked to see this one leave.
Take it easy with me, please
Touch me gently like a summer evening breeze
Take your time, make it slow
Just let the feeling grow
Make your fingers soft and light
Let your body be the velvet of the night
Touch my soul, you know how
Go slowly with me now
Equal parts 'ew' and 'amazing'.
I had it as 63rd on my list so not bad.