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Taking the bronze medal...
#3. Nicole Saltslinger (8.069)
Simon beat her. SIMON. BEAT. HER. You all let this happen.
Nicole generally scored well, but her hyperactive behaviour last season let her down in the eyes of several voters.
Highest score: 11 (
@K94,
@Robert,
@GhettoPrincess)
Lowest score: 2 (
@Serg.)
@Filler - Okay I can't remember the wording of any of this, but here is, very paraphrased, a defining Nicole Scherzinger moment for me. From a few years ago I think.
Nicole: "So, Contestant, how devastating would it be for you to not get through bootcamp today?"
Contestant, beaming politely: "Well Nicole it'd be a shame but I'd get by! It's okay I won't be mad at you."
Nicole: "WHAT? This is unacceptable [storms backstage to give the other acts a pep talk] I WANT TO HEAR MORE ENTHUSIASM. I WANT TO HEAR THAT IT WILL BE THE END OF THE WORLD AND THAT YOU'LL JUST FUCKING DROP DEAD IN A SODDEN TEAR-STAINED HEAP IF WE DON'T PUT YOU THROUGH. THE X FACTOR IS THE CENTRE OF ALL EXISTENCE AND YOU SHOULD TREAT IT AS SUCH. THERE SHOULD BE NOTHING ELSE IN YOUR MISERABLE LITTLE LIVES. PLEASE FOSTER GENUINELY UNHEALTHY ATTITUDES TOWARDS THIS ITV POP MUSIC SHOW. A BASIC SENSE OF PROPORTION IS VERBOTEN. Thank you bye."
Look, it was probably all written and set up and not her fault really, but if we disregarded things on that basis we'd have nothing left to rate. She's my favourite X Factor judge – that's why she has my highest score – but under the camp façade, we've seen how content she is to play along with some of the show's more ethically fucked up elements. That's why my highest score is only a 5. Fucking hell, why do I watch this show?
@SuperNerd - A brilliant judge capable of delivering fantastic critique, just a little...much sometimes, particularly in this latest season.
@diamondliam - A fantastic judge and personality, she single handedly kept the show afloat during the dark years. Also without her we wouldn’t have One Direction as in was her idea to put them together (remember that key moment of world history?) and her VTs have always been the best of the established judges.
@shadow2009 - 2012 she was awesome. She's gone downhill and became more annoying since then.
@kermit_the_frog - Not so much this series, but the last judge to actually give a shit about her contestants.
@Shockbox - I've enjoyed her every season but she was a bit annoying at times this year.
@sfmartin - At times she's had questionable opinions but she's brought something special to each series she's been on. Hyperactive queen.
High-scorers:
@K94 - The ultimate - when will your faves snatch the attention from her contestants so effortlessly, serve us catchphrases, and open the show with the gayest performance recorded on national television, all whilst working at Asda!
@GhettoPrincess - Queen of stealing mics, queen of making it all about herself, queen of catchphrases. She’s a judge that can be both entertaining and on the mark with her comments.