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UK entry 2020: James Newman

Discussion in 'Eurovision' started by Rhombus, Sep 16, 2019.


Will the UK flop again?

  1. Yes

    26 vote(s)
  2. Yes but like even worse this time somehow

    50 vote(s)

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  2. Wow, the UK are really going all out in an attempt to finish second last this time, aren't they?
  3. Ah yes. Because when I think about who could help me do the best at Eurovision, the people responsible for LEWIS F'ING CAPALDI defintitely come to mind.
  4. We live in a country that voted for Brexit and Boaty McBoatface, so I can see why they want to take the decision away from the public.
  5. londonrain

    londonrain Staff Member

    Boaty McBoatface would have done better at Eurovision than Michael Quinoa.
  6. Lewis Capaldi would probably do really well at Eurovision though.

    I'm hoping for Jack Savoretti myself.
  7. Watch them still pick a MOR ballad by a white person over at least three more deserving choices.
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  8. A&E


  9. BMG?

    Martine McCutcheon's time is finally here with a disco banger.

    stuaw, Kadebostany, Charley and 11 others like this.
  10. I mean I know have made some suspect choices in my career as a music listener but even I haven’t resorted to stanning JOWST...

    This initially autocorrected to ‘stabbing’ JOWST and I was like ... “also accurate.”
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  11. Not that guy's entry being so bad it led to a change of how songs are selected ddd
    Last edited: Sep 17, 2019
  12. I confused Jowst with Justs.

    I learn the gag now.
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  13. Me @ You Decide's mediocre ass

    Sugaboy, Kadebostany, Rhombus and 2 others like this.
  14. Watch them send a song they found stored on a MiniDisc in a filing cabinet in a disused BMG warehouse.
    stuaw, Sugaboy, Hudweiser and 3 others like this.
  15. I keep trying to think of potential ways that they’ll potentially botch this.

    Oh, you didn’t like it when we had two different versions of the same song to choose between? Now we’re going to make both versions into one song!

    Hey, remember that songwriters camp we had last winter? Here is one of the songs from it. You are performing it live for the first time in ... 15 minutes. Go!

    Electro-swing was definitely trending in Europe a few years back. What is everyone into now? The kids like drill music, right?
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