Discussion in 'Eurovision' started by Rhombus, Sep 16, 2019.
Wow, the UK are really going all out in an attempt to finish second last this time, aren't they?
Ah yes. Because when I think about who could help me do the best at Eurovision, the people responsible for LEWIS F'ING CAPALDI defintitely come to mind.
We live in a country that voted for Brexit and Boaty McBoatface, so I can see why they want to take the decision away from the public.
Boaty McBoatface would have done better at Eurovision than Michael Quinoa.
Lewis Capaldi would probably do really well at Eurovision though.
I'm hoping for Jack Savoretti myself.
Marge Simpson get out dot mpeg4
Watch them still pick a MOR ballad by a white person over at least three more deserving choices.
Martine McCutcheon's time is finally here with a disco banger.
I mean I know have made some suspect choices in my career as a music listener but even I haven’t resorted to stanning JOWST...
This initially autocorrected to ‘stabbing’ JOWST and I was like ... “also accurate.”
Not that guy's entry being so bad it led to a change of how songs are selected ddd
I confused Jowst with Justs.
I learn the gag now.
Me @ You Decide's mediocre ass
Watch them send a song they found stored on a MiniDisc in a filing cabinet in a disused BMG warehouse.
I keep trying to think of potential ways that they’ll potentially botch this.
Oh, you didn’t like it when we had two different versions of the same song to choose between? Now we’re going to make both versions into one song!
Hey, remember that songwriters camp we had last winter? Here is one of the songs from it. You are performing it live for the first time in ... 15 minutes. Go!
Electro-swing was definitely trending in Europe a few years back. What is everyone into now? The kids like drill music, right?
BMG UK artist listings
There’s a few on there that don’t make me want to jump into a cave. Go with them please BMG.
I found the perfect act
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