UK Entry 2025

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Last Night’s Mascara as our entry would be too good to be true honestly - it’s absolutely massive and Griff is a great live vocalist.

However it’s been out since early November and whilst I can see them stealth releasing the track early I just can’t see it being that early.

It’s absolutely the best artist/song of all the suggestions I’ve seen though so let me light a candle and say a quick prayer.
 
Last Night’s Mascara as our entry would be too good to be true honestly - it’s absolutely massive and Griff is a great live vocalist.

However it’s been out since early November and whilst I can see them stealth releasing the track early I just can’t see it being that early.

It’s absolutely the best artist/song of all the suggestions I’ve seen though so let me light a candle and say a quick prayer.
Last year France released their entry in November I think and it didn’t seem to impact it negatively on the night.
 
I like the song and enjoyed her performance on Graham Norton but I think it would get completely swallowed up at Eurovision. It doesnt feel grand or epic enough.

Also The Graham Norton Show is a BBC production so surely if it was this years entry they would have announced when she performed it on there the other evening.
 
I guess it will be revealed on the final Traitors Uncloaked rather than the main show.

I’m trying to remember the format of the final Uncloaked from last year... I think they have celeb guests on to talk about the season so I assume the Eurovision act will be a guest. They’ll probably have a little segment where they play a snippet of the Eurovision song backwards first before properly revealing it by playing it forwards. Would fit with the whole “two reveals” clue.

For anyone that doesn’t watch The Traitors there was a challenge where the contestants had to guess nursery rhymes played backwards and it became a little moment on social media.
 
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Honestly of all the rumoured acts so far I'm hopign for Griff.

I can see the song working (not winning).

Hoping the second artist reveal alludes to the Aziya version and they're going to put some epic guitar solo ala Sam Ryder.

And also hoping the tea spiller misread 100million as 10million, in which case she fits all the clues.

Obviously after all this it's going to be Keavy from B*witched singing a song written by bonnie tylers aunt in 1978.
 
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I’m pretty convinced of our theory and think the reveal will come during The Traitors finale on the 24th of the month - not really sure how but it could be camp!

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I have some evidence that it's girlband Remember Monday.. but I hope I'm wrong. Although they don't fit the Twitter clue at all
 
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