Read that "the seven mysteries of homo" and I was like now that's a gay game! Looks fun!!
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Read that "the seven mysteries of homo" and I was like now that's a gay game! Looks fun!!
Yeah, Uncharted is pretty straight. Not so much in the sexual orientation way. It's just such a mainstreamer type of franchise. It's also really boring, like the Ed Sheeran of gaming. I have no idea why people like its stale cookie cutter characters so much. Yes, the dialogue is nicely written and yes, the animation and voice acting is smooth. But the characters are still saying boring trite things and making boring trite jokes. The action is okay. Everything about the games works well, but the shooting is standard, the platforming is shallow, and the puzzles are also shallow. The set-pieces were impressive when Uncharted 2 came out but now every other game does that shit.
If a game is doing what movies are doing but worse, I'm not too interested. I want games doing what only games can do. This is why Metal Gear Solid, particularly 1-3, will always be much more compelling. It knows its a video game and leans into that while still serving cinematics and set-pieces.
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Yeah, I think straight also carries other connotations. Uncharted has such a bro-y dude Chris Pratt vibe. And CoD is military propaganda nn.
Kinda like how horror as a genre is pretty queer, despite not necessarily having many queer characters.
I may be very wrong but after Halo Infinite’s messy release schedule, I don’t think they’d have announced September if they weren’t very confident it could land in September.
Minecraft Legends in April.
Redfall in May.
Starfield in September.
I imagine Forza Motorsport will either have the November slot or be in July/August. Depends on the status of Hellblade 2 or Avowed which are apparently next priorities.
Redfall in May.
Starfield in September.
I imagine Forza Motorsport will either have the November slot or be in July/August. Depends on the status of Hellblade 2 or Avowed which are apparently next priorities.
I’m just still in disbelief that Jun Kazama is finally back after 25 years of wishing and longing for her, only to ever appear in the Tag Tournament games.
And yeah not liking Paul with that Karen haircut, hopefully the game allows his hair to be customised back to how it was.
And yeah not liking Paul with that Karen haircut, hopefully the game allows his hair to be customised back to how it was.
Michelle >>>
The character designs in Tekken have been iffy for a few years now, so none of this is really surprising me. But Nina deserves better. And I have no ides what they're going for with Paul.
I just hope that they don't do my good queen Jun dirty. Then Namco and I will have to have words.
I just hope that they don't do my good queen Jun dirty. Then Namco and I will have to have words.
To be fair, his archetype is a biker now in his mid-50s. All of that... tracks.
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Yeah when I think "straight games" Uncharted isn't really what comes to mind. Both because of the classic adventure vibe like you mentioned, and also because of the strong female characters.
They/Them
Anyone can play any game, but straights just can’t handle the cunt of playing as female playable characters when possible.
