I was watching the Big Train DVDs again recently, and this sketch reminded me of being on the forum... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4_3oU-Z4Vxo Best moment is at 1:16, just for the delivery.
Hahahaha! I love the bit where she say "Even Patsy Kensit still makes the occasional film..." and he turns and says: "Does she? Does she really?!". Amazing.