Worst Performances by a Major Artist

But I'm talking hilariously bad, not just the average, day-to-day bad.

 

Shout out to the one kid who is absolutely looning out over being in Debbie's glorious (if disheveled) presence.

 

"Oh shit."
"Uh-oh."
The girl's face in the audience at 42 seconds.
"Uh-oh."
"I'm going low."
"I'm just gonna go low." *sad chuckle*

And let's not forget this absolute disaster:

 

Any excuse to post my favourite performance of all time.

The way those angelic children are interrupted by an off key screech from off stage, and then she comes in from the ceiling to give such an out of breath, heinous performance... it just makes me laugh every time.

 

Perhaps I'm stretching the definition of "Major Artist" but this is always a good one:

 

Nothing will top this. Absolutely dire from start to finish.

 

I love how Britney sounds like she's doing a bad karaoke of her own song.

 

Victoria Beckham delivering some ultimate cringe:

 

Not a "major" act in the least but it's horrific and absolutely iconic.

 

Amy is my fave musician of all time but this a car crash, yet iconic.

 

THE WAY THEY PAUSE A smidgen TOO LONG AFTER HER FIRST BIT

 

My goodness! What a disaster.

 

Two classics:

*The PCD performance isn't bad per se, but the chair moment is good for a chuckle and Melody bursting out of stage right then the literal shouting match between her and Nicole is just so absurd, it's amazing to watch

 

Two of my all-time favourites! I love playing the Pussycat Dolls one on plug.dj, and I don't even know how many times I've seen the final 30 seconds of Starships.

More keys than a key party!
More keys than the Kingdom Hearts series!
More jokes about keys!

 

Melody and Nicole battling each other for dominance of the stage is honest and truly one of my favorite ever pop music moments of all time.

 

I've said it before and I'll say it again: they have become The Budget Grammys.

 

Someone posted this on Facebook. Fantastic.