X Factor UK 2013 - Weekly Ranking

Each week rank the contestants in order of 'best' to 'worst, then state who you think will be in the bottom two, as well as you WANT to be in the bottom two. Add any comments you want about each act as well.

Week One.

1. Sam Bailey
2. Tamera
3. Hannah
4. Rough Copy
5. Lorna
6. Kingsland Road
7. Shelley
8. Nicholas
9. Luke
10. Miss Dynamix
11. Sam C - stop trying to make Sam happen, he ain't gonna happen.
11. Abi - so shit it's embarrassing.

Who I WANT in the bottom two: Abi and Sam
Who I THINK will be in the bottom two: Shelley and Lorna
 
Very Good
1. Sam Bailey - really, something special
2. Tamera - do away with the bloody set pieces, she is far, far, far too good that.
3. Kingsland Road - surprise of the night
4. Nicholas - another surprise, crystal clear vocals
5. Hannah

Good
6. Sam C
7. Abi
8. Luke
9. Rough Copy

Good, but forgettable
10. Miss Dynamix - a real shame, again, their set piece was far too restricting
11. Shelley
12. Lorna
 
D

Deleted member 312

Rough Copy
Hannah
Sam Bailey
Kingsland Road
Lorna
Nicholas
Tamera
Luke
Shelley
Miss Dynamix
Sam Calaghan
Abi

Everyone as far down the list as Shelley were perfectly enjoyable and competent. Miss Dynamix sounded awful when attempting to "harmonise" and Sam and Abi were equally shit vocally, but at least Sam's acceptable to look at and moved around a bit, plus he doesn't have that rodent look about him...

So, my ideal bottom two would be Abi and Sam with Abi getting the boot. But obviously now I know it's Shelley, and I reckon it'll be Miss Dynamix up against her tonight, although I also have a bad feeling about Lorna...!
 
Week One.

Above Sh*t -

1. Sam Bailey
2. Tamera
3. Rough Copy
4. Hannah
5. Miss Dynamix

Plain Sh*t -

6. Lorna
7. Sam C
8. Luke
9. Shelley
10. Kingsland Road
11. Nicholas
12. Abi (to be fair she did win The Voice earlier this year)

Who I WANT in the bottom two: Abi & Nicholas
Who I THINK will be in the bottom two: Shelley and Lorna
 
Week One:

1. Tamera
2. Rough Copy
3. Sam Bailey
4. Hannah
5. Lorna
6. Kingsland Road
7. Nicholas
8. Miss Dynamix
9. Luke
10. Abi
11. Sam
12. Shelley
 
Good:

Hannah
Rough Copy
Sam Bailey
Lorna
Kingsland Road

Average:

Luke
Abi
Tamera
Nicholas

Poor:

Miss Dynamix

Abhorrent:

Sam
Shelley
 
1 Kingsland Road - best live boyband performance on the show I've seen, great harmonies (as everyone knows One Direction relied heavily on pre-recorded backing vocals and still sounded a bit ropey at times), shame they are about as hot as The Wanted (not very).
2 Sam Bailey - makeover has done wonders, stunning voice, won't be very versatile, could struggle if themes doesn't allow her to do a Celine/Mariah/Whitney song each week.
3 Nicholas - Joe McElderry of this year, will give consistently great vocal performances but will struggle to develop a charisma.
4 Rough Copy - I can't bear them but it was a good performance
5 Tamera - though I can't bear her she is a popstar
6 Shelley - she's a bit dated and annoying but strong voice, unlike Christopher last year who was VERY dated and VERY annoying
7 Hannah - easily capable of a top 3 performance but the song was all wrong and lifeless. It's a shame there won't be a gospel week!
8 Lorna - average voice, little charisma, took on an amazing Whitney song therefore bound to fail miserably.
9 Miss Dynamix - this group is a total mess, out of tune every time I've heard them perform, until halfway through the song when they suddenly seemed to get their shit together, can't stand the Beyonce wannabe her ego needs checking.
10 Sam - nice to look at, Butlins performer at best
11 Abi - she's just going to turn every song into a Post Office/Bank/Perfume advert isn't she? Dreadfully dull
12 Luke - just shouts everything, acts a little "special" and needs a haircut, at which point everyone will lose interest.
 
He/Him
Best to Worst:

1. Sam
2. Rough Copy
3. Kingsland Road
4. Nicholas McDonald
5. Tamera
6. Lorna Simpson
7. Shelley
8. Hannah
9. Luke Friend
10. Miss Dynamix
11. Sam C
12. Abi Alton

Abi Alton was so out of tune, I was expecting her to get slaughtered by the judges, not praised.
Sam was also dreadful.

I think Miss Dynamix will be in the bottom 2 tonight.
 
Great.
1. Tamera
2. Hannah



Not bad.
3. Kingsland Road
4. Sam Bailey
5. Lorna
6. Miss Dynamix

Meh.
7. Nicholas
8. Sam C
9. Shelley
10. Rough Copy

Crap.
11. Abi


Horrific.
666. Luke Friend




Just no.
999. The hair.
 
Well, let's have a see here;

1. Lorna- I'd put Sam here really, but Lorna DID do justice of one of my fave Whitney songs so that's enough to swing it in her favour.
2. Sam- pitch perfect from start to finish. Not a bad word to say.
3. Tamera- she's the complete package but was a little pitchy at times.

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4. Nicholas
5. Hannah
6. Abi

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7. Rough Copy
8. Shelley
9. Sam Callahan
10. Kingsland Road

Bottom two...(I know Shelley is there but still)

11. Miss Dynamix
12. Kimberley Walsh
 
Great

1. Sam Bailey
2. Rough Copy
3. Hannah
4. Luke
5. Tamera
6. Nicholas

Shit
7. Kingsland Road
8. Lorna
9. Miss Dynamix
10. Shelley
11. Abi
12. Sam Callaghan

Who I think will be joining Shelley
Lorna

Who I wish was bottom 2
Sam Callaghan & Miss Dynamix
 
From best to worst!

1. Sam Callaghan
2. Nicholas
3. Hannah
4. Shelley
5. Abi
6. Lorna
7. Sam Bailey
8. Luke

Then all the rest, the groups are all terrible as usual.
 
Tamera Foster (literally in a different realm and 'Gary Barlow' and 'Louis Walsh' commenting on her performance is an embarrassment and an insult)
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Sam Bailey
Hannah
Nicholas McDonald
Luke Friend
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Kingsland Road
Rough Copy
Shelley Smith
Abi Alton
Sam Callahan
 
Week Two.

Above Sh*t -


1. Tamera
2. Sam Bailey
3. Rough Copy
4. Hannah
5. Luke Friend
6. Shelly (it was the best kind for car crash)

Plain Sh*t -

7. Nicolas McDonald
8. Sam C
9. Kingsland Road
10. Abi (No, no, no, no, no gurl!)

Who I WANT in the bottom two: Kingsland Road & Abi
Who I THINK will be in the bottom two: Kingsland Road & Abi
 
1. Tamera
2. Rough Copy
3. Hannah
4. Nicholas
5. Kingsland Road
6. Shelley
7. Sam B
8. Sam C
9. Luke
10. Abi

Sam Bailey really wasn't on form this week. As for Abi's atrocity...
 

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