X Factor US
- Thread starter Lennox
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I would love for Britney to be a judge, the judging desk all clear except Britney's section which is covered in Cheetos and Diet Pepsi (every time she takes a sip, she must sing 'The joy of Pepsi YuhhHEahh' then wink at the camera. EVERY! TIME!) then when a contestant sings, the camera focuses on a nervous Britney who looks like shes gonna pass out, only for her to whip her hair and come out with 'I felt you're vibratto was rather sub par and I find you're stage presence to be visually and intellectually unstimulating......y'all!
^Superglowy, that sounds like the most amazing/horrific possibility ever. It MUST happen.
That is exactly what's going to happen, haha!!
But RadarOnline (the one's who Britney told "Ya'll can kiss my lily white southern Louisiana ass!") said the announcement is coming in two weeks, and she'll be payed $15 Million!
But RadarOnline (the one's who Britney told "Ya'll can kiss my lily white southern Louisiana ass!") said the announcement is coming in two weeks, and she'll be payed $15 Million!
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JadeFan
The show will flop harder if it's true.
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IotV
But she's probably the least articulate and least intelligent person in entertainment. Her star power (and it's not exactly at Toxic levels now) will last about four weeks, and then everyone will switch off.
Flopney.
Flopney.
The show will be a smashing success!
All eyes will be glued to X Factor to see the Princess of Pop week after week, and Britney will be laughing all the way to the bank (on her way back from Starbucks).
I can't wait for her success to bring her haters even more grief! Those #1' s are going to be that much easier! 3 Top 10's in the US with a smidgen of promo, just imagine what X Factor will do! She better take advantage of it!! Be like J.Lo premiere your videos on the show, and call it a day haha!
All eyes will be glued to X Factor to see the Princess of Pop week after week, and Britney will be laughing all the way to the bank (on her way back from Starbucks).
I can't wait for her success to bring her haters even more grief! Those #1' s are going to be that much easier! 3 Top 10's in the US with a smidgen of promo, just imagine what X Factor will do! She better take advantage of it!! Be like J.Lo premiere your videos on the show, and call it a day haha!
RJF said:
Well I hope I would, you're at least guranted a better chance to win. All her fans are voting for whoever Britney is voting for.
fan101 said:
I'm sure everyone is tuning in for Christina, they must have been the same people who made Not Myself Tonight, You Lost Me, and Woohoo hits.....
That is what I'm most looking forward to, the fashion on X Factor is the most interesting part ha!
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RJF said:
Oh God I dread to think. It would probably be Adam though, as with everything.
Mr Telephone Man said:
Yeah of course, because Christina Aguilera is such an obese flop that she has zero hits to her name and two big tits to her fame. She has a flop life, flop career, flop talent and flop ass and she can't sing for shit and nobody likes her and Bionic flopped because everyone still prefers Britney Cool Spears, even though Femme Fatale outsold 21 thrice-over and Britney was recently given a doctorate from Stanford for her impressive forensic abilities and her countless and best-selling 'Guides to Speaking Eloquent English', not to mention Britney winning her 19th Grammy this year for 'Best Pop Vocal Performance' and also breaking the record for winning 'Best Live Act' ten thousand times at the EMAs.
JadeFan, less is more.....
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You forgot to mention the numerous co-writes on the last Bob Dylan album!JadeFan said: