Yeah, I'm Onto A Winner: The Lily Allen Rate (COMPLETE)

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When I was young I was blameless
Playin' with rude boys and trainers
I had a foot in the rave 'cause I was attracted to danger...






























There's a glass ceiling to break
Uh-huh, there's money to make...




























So you say it's not okay to be gay?
Well I think you're just evil
You're just some racist who can't tie my laces
Your point of view is medieval...






























And no you can't have my number
(Why?) 'cos I lost my phone
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THE
LILY ALLEN
RATE
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Queen of bluntness. Queen of dresses with sneakers. Queen of MySpace. She was THAT opinionated icon that helped spark the generation of unapologetic pop girls that we all know and love today. Lily remains one of the most influential pop artists of the past 10 years (don't @ me), and with the brand new album No Shame finally here, she’s shown how much she’s come full circle as an artist. So, what better time to celebrate the discography of this superstar than right now, hmm girls? Give her that crown, binch. It’s the Lily Allen rate!


M U S I C

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Alright, Still
Spotify | Youtube (slightly out of order)

Smile
Knock 'Em Out
LDN
Everything's Just Wonderful
Not Big
Friday Night
Shame For You
Littlest Things
Take What You Take
Friend Of Mine
Alfie

Mr. Blue Sky
Cheryl Tweedy
Nan You're a Window Shopper
Blank Expression
Absolutely Nothing
U Killed It
Everybody's Changing
Naive


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It's Not Me, It's You
Spotify | Youtube


Everyone's At It
The Fear
Not Fair
22
I Could Say
Back To The Start
Never Gonna Happen
Fuck You
Who'd Have Known
Chinese
Him
He Wasn't There

Kabul Shit
Fag Hag
Why


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Sheezus
Spotify | Youtube


Sheezus
L8 CMMR
Air Balloon
Our Time
Insincerely Yours
Take My Place
As Long As I Got You
Close Your Eyes
URL Badman
Silver Spoon
Life For Me
Hard Out Here

Wind Your Neck In
Who Do You Love?
Miserable Without Your Love
Holding On To Nothing
Somewhere Only We Know

Bass Like Home


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No Shame
Spotify | Youtube


Come On Then
Trigger Bang (feat. Giggs)
What You Waiting For?
Your Choice (feat. Burna Boy)
Lost My Mind
Higher
Family Man
Apples
Three
Everything to Feel Something
Waste (feat. Lady Chann)
My One
Pushing Up Daisies
Cake


Extras
Drivin' Me Wild (w/ Common)
Oh My God (w/ Mark Ronson)
Straight To Hell (Clash Cover)
True Love (w/ P!nk)
5 O'Clock (w/ T-Pain & Wiz Khalifa)
Dream A Little Dream (w/ Robbie Williams)
Something's Not Right (w/ Tim Rice-Oxley)
Cigarettes & Cush (w/ Stormzy and Kehlani)
Heaven's Gate (w/ Burna Boy)

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OPTIONAL BONUS SECTION
(These songs are not mandatory to rate and will not affect rankings for the main portion of the rate.)
Youtube (slightly out of order)

Miss A Thing
I Don't Mind Babe
Stop Right There
Shelter You
I Was Born in the 80s
Age of Beige

Yummy
Falling Over Myself
Wanker
I'll Be Just Fine
Happy
My Town
If I Could Save Her From Her Sadness




Smile
Knock 'Em Out
LDN
Everything's Just Wonderful
Not Big
Friday Night
Shame For You
Littlest Things
Take What You Take
Friend Of Mine
Alfie

Mr. Blue Sky
Cheryl Tweedy
Nan You're a Window Shopper
Blank Expression
Absolutely Nothing
U Killed It
Everybody's Changing
Naive

Everyone's At It
The Fear
Not Fair
22
I Could Say
Back To The Start
Never Gonna Happen
Fuck You
Who'd Have Known
Chinese
Him
He Wasn't There

Kabul Shit
Fag Hag
Why

Sheezus
L8 CMMR
Air Balloon
Our Time
Insincerely Yours
Take My Place
As Long As I Got You
Close Your Eyes
URL Badman
Silver Spoon
Life For Me
Hard Out Here

Wind Your Neck In
Who Do You Love?
Miserable Without Your Love
Holding On To Nothing
Somewhere Only We Know
Bass Like Home

Come On Then
Trigger Bang (feat. Giggs)
What You Waiting For?
Your Choice (feat. Burna Boy)
Lost My Mind
Higher
Family Man
Apples
Three
Everything to Feel Something
Waste (feat. Lady Chann)
My One
Pushing Up Daisies
Cake

Drivin' Me Wild
Oh My God
Straight To Hell
True Love
5 O'Clock
Dream A Little Dream
Something's Not Right
Cigarettes & Cush
Heaven's Gate

Miss A Thing
I Don't Mind Babe

Stop Right There
Shelter You
I Was Born in the 80s
Age of Beige

Yummy
Falling Over Myself
Wanker
I'll Be Just Fine
Happy

My Town
If I Could Save Her From Her Sadness


R U L E S
-Rate all the above songs from 0-10, with one 11 for your favorite Lily Allen song.
-Commentary is encouraged and appreciated.
-NO TROLLING, and this includes going out of your way to be a ~rate contrarian~. I'm not about to pour hours of my busy life into a rate to have people give out 0s and 1s to songs they know are widely loved. There are very few bad songs here, so just be reasonable and have some taste.
-The deadline is Thursday, July 19th. I might extend it, but for now try to have your votes in by the end of that day.
-Have fun and enjoy, because Lily Allen is iconic.

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RESULTS

75. 5 O'Clock (w/ T-Pain and Wiz Khalifa) - 4.238
74. Dream a Little Dream (w/ Robbie Williams) - 4.869
73. Blank Expression - 5.511
72. Drivin' Me Wild (w/ Common) - 5.714
71. Something's Not Right - 6.048
70. U Killed It - 6.071
69. True Love (w/ Pink) - 6.119
68. Straight to Hell - 6.131
67. Naive - 6.273
66. Everybody's Changing - 6.292
65. Cigarettes & Cush (w/ Stormzy and Kehlani) - 6.381

64. Somewhere Only We Know - 6.500
63. Heaven's Gate (w/ Burna Boy) - 6.560
62. As Long As I Got You - 6.738
60. (TIE) - Who Do You Love? - 6.810
60. (TIE) - Mr. Blue Sky - 6.810
59. Life For Me - 6.869
58. Shame For You - 6.905
57. Air Balloon - 6.976
56. Close Your Eyes - 6.988
55. Bass Like Home - 7.071
54. Absolutely Nothing - 7.125
53. Why - 7.202
52. He Wasn't There - 7.214
51. Holding On To Nothing - 7.244
50. Wind Your Neck In - 7.286
49. Cheryl Tweedy - 7.298
48. L8 CMMR - 7.304
46. (TIE) Never Gonna Happen - 7.321
46. (TIE) Silver Spoon - 7.321
45. Fag Hag - 7.345
44. Friend of Mine - 7.357
43. Sheezus - 7.446
41. (TIE) Family Man - 7.464
41. (TIE) Insincerely Yours - 7.464
40. Take What You Take - 7.511
39. Oh My God (w/ Mark Ronson) - 7.643
38. My One - 7.655
37. Not Big - 7.679
36. Higher - 7.702
35. Alfie - 7.720
34. Your Choice (feat. Burna Boy) - 7.726
32. (TIE) Miserable Without Your Love - 7.786
32. (TIE) Nan You're a Window Shopper - 7.786
31. Waste (feat. Lady Chan) - 7.833
30. Pushing Up Daisies - 7.881
29. Apples - 7.940
28. URL Badman - 7.976
27. Three - 8.102

26. Him - 8.024
25. Cake - 8.083
24. Knock 'Em Out - 8.167
23. Take My Place - 8.179
22. Everything to Feel Something - 8.268
21. What You Waiting For? - 8.345

20. Kabul Shit - 8.435
19. Littlest Things - 8.452
18. Friday Night - 8.601

17. I Could Say - 8.607
16. Our Time - 8.679
15. Back to the Start - 8.744
14. Everything's Just Wonderful - 8.768
13. Lost My Mind - 8.786
12. Who'd Have Known - 8.804
11. Fuck You - 8.893
10. 22 - 8.911
9. Chinese - 8.989
7. (TIE) Trigger Bang - 9.095
7. (TIE) Come On Then - 9.095
6. Hard Out Here - 9.143
5. Everyone's At It - 9.179
4. LDN - 9.262
3. Smile - 9.476

2. Not Fair - 9.548
1. The Fear - 10.131


ALBUM AVERAGES:
Extras - 5.968
Sheezus Outtakes (Bonus) - 6.590
Sheezus - 7.432
Alright, Still - 7.534
No Shame - 8.182
It's Not Me, It's You - 8.490
 
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Was ‘Why’ from the It’s Not Me era left out intentionally?

I’d like to participate, but I only have two of her albums so I’m not sure if I’d be able to. Maybe I’ll get into the other two before the deadline.
 
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Was ‘Why’ from the It’s Not Me era left out intentionally?

I’d like to participate, but I only have two of her albums so I’m not sure if I’d be able to. Maybe I’ll get into the other two before the deadline.
I always thought it was an unreleased track from the era so I didn't include it, but I'm happy to throw it in. What do y'all think?

Oh I think I'll be doing my first ever rate for Lily.
Amazing.
 
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Bass Like Home (b-side to URL Badman) is also missing from the line up.

Anyway, this rate couldn’t have come at a better time, No Shame got me back into Lily’s music so I can’t wait to listen to everything all over again.
 

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