Your predictions for The Contrived Factor

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heyfoxx

So I already posted something similar on digitalspy a week ago, predicting that Waissel would appear in a plain white dress after being criticised for her bonkers outfit. I also suggested she'd dye her hair brown, which I've just noticed reported on Digital Spy that she's considering for this weekend's show.

None of that's because I am an astounding psycic, it's just that the X Factor circus is becoming very predictable and based on the judge's comments and public reactions, you can easily predict what's coming next. So, what do you think is in store for us in the coming weeks?

I'm tipping 'Bond theme week' where Mary Tesco performs Goldfinger.
 
L

Lucky guy

It's not a prediction as such, but the hard-bitten cynic in me did SLIGHTLY wonder whether they had chosen a 'guilty pleasures' theme this week to make it even more difficult for Aiden. I mean tortured angst doesn't go over very well when you're singing Build Me Up Buttercup does it?
 
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benm

All the acts they want in the bottom three will be performing in the first 4 slots.Cher will get another slow rap song and not do any singing,1 Direction will get a fast pop song and not do any singing.Rebecca, Mary and Treyc will be on a podium singing a big ballad waving their arms about and Chery will be miming to Promise This.
 
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Singapore

Jumping on the bandwagon a bit, but I also think Katie will dye her hair brown. I've been expecting her to do that since she was in the bottom two.

At least one contestant will come down with a sore throat/some sort of illness, and they'll be the usual dramatic montage speculating whether they'll be able to sing or not. In reality they'll be completely fine.

Whoever's voted out will blame their departure on poor song choice.

Cheryl and Louis will have an argument.

Once again, a lot of the song choices will completely ignore the week's theme. And Simon and Louis will get into a row about the rule-bending.

One of the female judges will cry after a performance.
 
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malifact

No matter how well she actually sings, the judges will shower Katie with OTT praise. Simon will make some stupid comment about One Direction being the "biggest band in the UK right now". Treyc will be unfairly slated by Simon. Mary will not move at all in her performance except maybe raising her arms a bit.
 
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benm

malifact said:
No matter how well she actually sings, the judges will shower Katie with OTT praise. Simon will make some stupid comment about One Direction being the "biggest band in the UK right now". Treyc will be unfairly slated by Simon. Mary will not move at all in her performance except maybe raising her arms a bit.
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What is it about Simon and how Treyc looks.He sounds like a plantation owner everytime he comments more on her clothes than on her singing.Cher, Wagner,Paije look a hot mess every week yet he says nothing.
 
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Chris_Griffin

benm said:
malifact said:
No matter how well she actually sings, the judges will shower Katie with OTT praise. Simon will make some stupid comment about One Direction being the "biggest band in the UK right now". Treyc will be unfairly slated by Simon. Mary will not move at all in her performance except maybe raising her arms a bit.
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What is it about Simon and how Treyc looks.He sounds like a plantation owner everytime he comments more on her clothes than on her singing.Cher, Wagner,Paije look a hot mess every week yet he says nothing.
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Absolutely hilarious. Thank you very much.
 
Pop Gaz

Pop Gaz

This thread is a very funny read!

My input... Belle Amie will be dressed by Primark.
Someone will have a dramatic collapse (ok, I've cheated there!)
Louis will be the only judge to beg for votes for his acts.
It will all be about Cheryl (according to Louis)
We will finally be seeing "the real you"
and "you gave that 110%"
Rebecca will try to leave the stage too early to be dragged back by Dermot
Miss Freeman will be critised for some very odd staging
 
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Lucky guy

Cheryl will spend the price of a two bed maisonette on her outfit and still look worse than Dannii.

Despite being heavily botoxed, Simon's face will spend the entire evening alternating between sneering disgust whenever Dannii opens her mouth and an expression akin to a parent witnessing its baby's first steps whenever he hears another of Cheryl's moronic platitudes.
 
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JadeFan

Oh and every episode will be the NTA winning Simon n' Cheryl Show on ITV1 at 7pm after Harry Hill's TV Burp (also featuring Dannii Minogue and Louis Walsh)
 
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